HAHAHA, she is crazyyy

townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

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hufflepuffingtardisfumes:

knight-of-lime:

Drag queen

This is humor right here.

katie-kapulet:

whatthefinnick:

My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.

10000bc:

once a long time ago i was happy for like three minutes i think

dirtyalec:

sometimes I close my eyes and I can’t see

earthnation:

biptch:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

i nominate this for best post 2k12

kawaiians:

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

reginasmom:

my biggest fear in life is getting dissed by a sassy black woman

amazingdoggyswami:

I love Clark.

larryunderthesexletoe:

stagekisspers:

saaaaassy-dalek:

my life has just kinda gone downhill since the day i found out that it wasn’t actually zac efron singing in high school musical

same

THE FUCK U MEAN IT WASN’T ZAC EFRON SINGING

no (no) [NO] >no< nO !NO? n to the o =NO= |no| NO {No} +no+

fawkess:

i dont even know how to blog i just press buttons and cry